I suppose my first confession should be that I may have more pictures of my cats than I do of my kids. What can I say…cats hold still and kids don’t.
I bought an apple pie at Costco a couple of days ago. What was the occasion, you ask? Oh, just me. Wanting apple pie. And it is basically gone now.
Can I put “ability to demolish an entire apple pie without assistance” on my resume?
The other day I was reading the boys a story and when I came to the phrase “tuck them” I read it with an ‘f” in my head. I realized it just before I said it out loud. What is wrong with you, this is a children’s book!
I’ve lied (omissions! gentle untruths!) to my OBGYN a couple times. I like to keep certain things on a need-to-know basis.
And speaking of doctors…I am addicted to internet diagnosis. Nothing passes idle time like googling all of your symptoms. WebMD has assured me that I have at least 5 types of cancer. It’s a miracle I’m still alive.
And for my final divulgation, I have to say that as adorable and demanding as babies and toddlers are…I’m enjoying the boys so much more now that they are older.
Although I admit that the recent demise of naptime is something I am not handling very well.