Game night with my husband and brother-in-law.
While they’re waiting for me to add up my score my bro-in-law pulls out his iphone and shows us a vine of his friend dancing spliced with some famous person in a music video for comparison. She has pretty sweet moves and I’m inspired.
me: hey maybe we should make a vine video of me dancing
husband: and compare it to what, birthing a rhino?
There’s nothing quite like the honesty of longtime love.
But really. My dance moves are pretty damn sweet.
And by sweet I mean horrifying.
I know what you’re going to say. And yes, I’m available for weddings.
Open bar preferred.